Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and
| Music jokes
Q: Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?" A: The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."
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The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The
| Police jokes
The Los Angeles Police Department (LAPD), The FBI, and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informa
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What did the Loch Ness Monster say to
| Time jokes
What did the Loch Ness Monster say to his friend? Long time no sea.
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One day an Englishman, an
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
One day an Englishman, an American, and a Canadian walked into a pub together. The proceeded to each buy a pint of Molson Canadian. Just as they were about to enjoy their beverage three flies landed in each of their pints. The Englishman pushed his beer away from him in disgust. The American fishe
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Why did the idiot plant nickels in his
| Idiot and fool jokes
Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.
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Son, you sure do ask a lot of questions, said the father. “I’d like to know what would have happened if I’d asked as many questions when I was a boy.” “Perhaps,” said the boy, “you’d’ve been able to answer some of mine.”