How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You
| Humor jokes
How do you get pikachu on to a boat? You pokemon
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What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak
| Weather jokes
What did the lightning bolt say to the old oak tree? -Hang onto your bark, this will be no ordinary spark
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Did you hear about the pig's vacation?
| Pig jokes
Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.
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I gotta A in
| Spelling jokes
I gotta A in spelling, Tony told his father. "You dope!" he replied. "There isn't any 'A' in 'spelling'!"
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What makes you think the
| Criminal jokes
What makes you think the prisoner was drunk? asked the judge. "Well, Your Honor," replied the arresting officer, "I saw him lift up a manhole cover and walk away with it, and when I asked him what it was for he said, 'I want to listen to it on my record-player! "
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My life selling houses by Con Allday