Policeman: Why did your car
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: Why did your car just spin around in circles? Motorist: I was making a U-turn and changed my mind.
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I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts....
| Blonde jokes
I offered a blonde a penny for her thoughts.... she gave me change!
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A couple had two little mischievous boys,
| Religious jokes
A couple had two little mischievous boys, ages 8 and 10. They were always getting into trouble, and their parents knew that if any mischief occurred in their town, their sons would get the blame. The boys' mother heard that a clergyman in town had been successful in disciplining children, so
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A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The
| Blonde jokes
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord - nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells "Oh! So you wanna race, huh?"
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Doctor, Doctor, some days I feel like a tee-pee and other days I feel like a wig-wam. You’re too tents.