From the pilot during his welcome message:
| Aviation jokes
From the pilot during his welcome message: "We are pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry... Unfortunately none of them are on this flight.
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The Three
| Computer jokes
The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don't buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don't plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.
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Where are most fish found ?
| Fishing jokes
Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
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Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a
| Sport jokes
Golfer: "Do you think I can get there with a 5-iron?" Caddy: "Eventually."
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Who is a bee's favourite painter ?
| Insect jokes
Who is a bee's favourite painter ? Pablo Beecasso !
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A man calls his family doctor: man: Doctor, for the last week my wife has thought that she was a rabbit. doctor: Ok, bring her in and I’ll try to help. man: Fine, but whatever you do, don’t cure her.