There was once a puppy called
| Various animal jokes
There was once a puppy called May who loved to pick quarrels with animals who were bigger than she was. One day she argued with a lion. The next day was the first of June. Why ? Because that was the end of May!
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What's big, grey and flies straight up
| Elephant jokes
What's big, grey and flies straight up ? An elecopter !
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Q. What's the definition of a Yankee?
| Dirty jokes
Q. What's the definition of a Yankee? A. Same thing as a "quickie", only you do it yourself.
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An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not
| Marriage jokes
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few "squalls" received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels. "Why, that dog and cat you have agree better than you." "If yer reverence'll tie them together, ye'll soon change yer mind."
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A man stumbles up to the
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. 'Why, of course,' comes the reply. The first man then asks, 'Where are you from?' 'I'm from Ireland,' replies the second man. The first man responds by saying, 'You don't say. I'm from Ireland too. L
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What did the judge say when the skunk was on trial? Odour in court!