How many librarians does it take to screw in a
| Humor jokes
How many librarians does it take to screw in a light bulb? "I don't know, but I can look it up for you."
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Steve is going on an ocean cruise,
| Travel and tourist jokes
Steve is going on an ocean cruise, and he tells his doctor that he's worried about getting real seasick. The doctor tells him, "Just eat two pounds of stewed tomatoes before you leave the dock." Steve says, "Will that keep me from getting sick?" The doctor says, "No, but it'll look real pretty in
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Waiter: I'm sorry
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.
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A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, “It seems I can’t make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?”