Did you hear about the blonde who was a really

The Counselor

| Humor jokes

The Counselor was talking to the campers about safety. She said 'Don't climb any trees. If you fall down and break a leg, don't come running to me!

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Two deaf

| Dirty jokes

Two deaf people get married. During the first week of marriage, they find that they are unable to communicate in the bedroom when they turn off the lights because they can't see each other using sign language. After several nights of fumbling around and misunderstandings, the wife decides to

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A man inserted an advertisement in the

| Women jokes

A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds section with the heading "Wife Wanted." - The next day he received a hundred letters saying "You can have mine."

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A police officer stops a blonde for speeding

| Police jokes

A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely if he could see her license. She replied in a huff, "I wish you guys would get your act together. Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me to show it to you!"

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What kind of musical instrument do

| Mouse jokes

What kind of musical instrument do mice play ? A mouse organ !

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Did you hear about the blonde who was a really good cook? She could get pop tarts out of the toaster in one piece!