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Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner

| Clinton jokes

Bill Clinton and Al Gore go into a local diner for lunch. As they read the menu the waitress comes over and askes Clinton, "Are you ready to order?" Clinton replies, "Yes, I'd like a quickie." "A quickie?!?" the waitress replies. "Sir, given the current situation of your personal life I don't thi

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Where do football directors go when they are fed

| Sport jokes

Where do football directors go when they are fed up? The bored room!

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The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and

| Military jokes

The reason the Air Force, Army, Navy and Marines bicker amongst themselves is that they don't speak the same language. For instance, Take the simple phrase "secure the building". The Army will post guards around the place. The Navy will turn out the lights and lock the doors. The Marines

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