What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage

| Pig jokes

Did you hear of the pig who began hiding garbage In November? She wanted to do her Christmas slopping early.

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What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top

| Bird jokes

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn ? An eggroll !

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The cross eyed judge looked at the three

| Judge jokes

The cross eyed judge looked at the three defendants in the dock and said to the first one, "So how do you plead?" "Not guilty" said the second defendant. "I wasn't talking to you" the judge replied. "I never said a word" the third defendant replied.

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What is a tornado ?

| Weather jokes

What is a tornado ? Mother nature doing the twist !

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How do they prevent crime in hamburger

| Burger jokes

How do they prevent crime in hamburger country? With burger alarms!

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What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street? Five after one.