In olden times, it is reported that
| Marriage jokes
In olden times, it is reported that sacrifices were made at the altar. Since then, weddings have been held there, and times haven't changed at all!
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Why was the farmer
| Farmer jokes
Why was the farmer hopping mad ? Because someone had trodden on his corn !
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She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice
| Beauty jokes
She's the kind of girl that boys look at twice - they can't believe it the first time.
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Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower
| Music jokes
Q: What is the difference between a lawnmower and a soprano sax? A: You can tune the lawnmower and the owner's neighbors don't mind if you don't return the sax when you borrow it.
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A monster goes to a petrol station and
| Car and train jokes
A monster goes to a petrol station and says: Fill me up The man at the petrol station replies: You have to have a car for me to do that!. The monster replies: But I had a car for lunch!
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Why are fish boots the warmest ones to wear ? Because they have electric ‘eels !