When do clocks die?

Why didn't the internit get any

| E-mail jokes

Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.

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1st

| Cannibal jokes

1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?'

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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,

| Lawyer jokes

Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

| Bird jokes

What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !

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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on

| Ethnic jokes

Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.

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When do clocks die? When their time is up.