Why didn't the internit get any
| E-mail jokes
Why didn't the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.
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1st
| Cannibal jokes
1st Cannibal: I don't know what to make of my boyfriend these days. 2nd Cannibal: How about a hotpot ?'
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Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted,
| Lawyer jokes
Lawyer: "Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?" Client: "After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I'm beginning to think I didn't."
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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?
| Bird jokes
What kind of bird lays electric eggs ? A battery hen !
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Q: How do you stop a Polish army on
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you stop a Polish army on horseback? A: Turn off the carousel.
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When do clocks die? When their time is up.