What do you call a blonde in a tree with a
| Blonde jokes
What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
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Where did the burgers go after
| Marriage jokes
Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!
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Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do
| Halloween jokes
Doctor, doctor, I'm so ugly. What can I do about it? Hire yourself out for Halloween parties.
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How did the obscene telephone caller get
| Gorilla jokes
How did the obscene telephone caller get attacked by the Gorilla? He made a mistake and dialled a preyer!
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What lights up a football stadium?
| Sport jokes
What lights up a football stadium? A football match!
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The Chief Rabbi and the Pope are in a meeting in Rome. The Rabbi notices a fancy shmancy phone on a side table in the Pope’s private chambers. “What’s that phone for?” he asks. “It’s my direct line to the Lord!” the Pope replies. The Rabbi is doubtful, but the Pope insists that he tries it out and, indeed, he is connected to the Lord and chats away with Him for a while. After he hangs up the Rabbi says. “Thank you very much. This is great! But listen, I want to pay for the charges I have used up.” The Pope doesn’t want to take the money, but finally gives in, checks the counter and says: Allright! The charge was 50,000 Lira.”, which the Rabbi gladly pays. A couple of weeks later, the Pope is in Jerusalem on an official visit. In the Rabbi’s chambers he sees the identical phone he has with a direct line to the Lord. The Pope asks if he could use it, because there were some urgent matt ers he needed to consult with Him. The Rabbi gladly hands him the phone and the Pope chats away. After he hangs up, he says: “Now I also want to pay for my charges on your phone.” The Rabbi looks on the counter and says: “1 Shekel 50!” The Pope looks surprised: “Why so cheap!” The Rabbi smiles: “Local call.”