That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his
| Time jokes
That boy is so dirty, the only time he washes his ears is when he eats watermelon.
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Jill: Have you read the Bible?
| Religious jokes
Jill: Have you read the Bible? Jack: No, I'm waiting for the film to come round.
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What's a cow's favourite love
| Humor jokes
What's a cow's favourite love song? When I fall in love, it will be for heifer.
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If buttered toast always
| Answer me this jokes
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
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A little boy, at a wedding looks at his mom and says, “Mommy, why does the girl wear white?” His mom replies, “The bride is in white because she’s happy and this is the happiest day of her life.” The boy thinks about this, and then says, “Well then, why is the boy wearing black?”