A tough case was being argued in court. The

Q: What changes would occur in your

| Car and train jokes

Q: What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully? A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.

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Why don't bananas snore?

| Banana jokes

Why don't bananas snore? Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.

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Three men were standing in line to get

| Heaven and hell jokes

Three men were standing in line to get into heaven one day. Apparently it had been a pretty busy day, though, so Peter had to tell the first one, "Heaven's getting pretty close to full today, and I've been asked to admit only people who have had particularly horrible deaths. So what's your s

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What did the man say when he got a

| Telephone jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

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Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized

| Yo momma jokes

Yo Mama is so fat, she had to be baptized at Sea world. (Lionheartyz)

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A tough case was being argued in court. The defense attorney, feeling that he was in trouble, sent the judge a bottle of hundred-year old brandy. The defendant was fit to be tied. “The judge’ll kill me. Trying to bribe him! We’re dead!” “I don’t think so,” his attorney told him. “I sent it in the other lawyer’s name!”