Why are you studying your Easter

Great news, teacher says we have a test today

| School jokes

Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine. So what's so great about that? It's snowing outside!

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Q: How many idiots who ask stupid

| Idiot and fool jokes

Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?'

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What's worse than a giraffe with a sore

| Aardvark jokes

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat? An aardvark with the sniffles!

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Tower: Shamu two-two, please

| Aviation jokes

Tower: Shamu two-two, please state estimated time of arrival. Pilot: Ok, let's see..., I think Tuesday would be nice...

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Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by

| Parent jokes

Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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Why are you studying your Easter candy? “I’m trying to decide which came first-the chocolate chicken or the chocolate egg!”