A brain walks into a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "You're already out of your head."
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Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another
| School jokes
Teacher: If I lay one egg here and another there, how many eggs will there be? Fred: None! Fred (surprised): Why not? Fred: Because you can't lay eggs!
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One night a wife found her husband
| Men jokes
One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby's crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the de
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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?
| Bed jokes
What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.
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Q: What’s the difference between Bill Clinton and Joseph Stalin? A: Some of Stalin’s subjects admired him.