Why are electric trains like a
| Dirty jokes
Why are electric trains like a mother's breasts? They were both designed for the kids, but it's the fathers who are always playing with them.
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How do ants hide from aardvarks?
| Aardvark jokes
How do ants hide from aardvarks? They disguise themselves as uncles!
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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
| Blonde jokes
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
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What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats
| Dog jokes
What looks like a dog, sounds like a dog, eats like a dog, but isn't a dog? A pup.
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A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are
| Cowboy jokes
A cowboy and a biker are on death row, and are to be executed on the same day. The day comes, and they are brought to the gas chamber. The warden asks the cowboy if he has a last request, to which the cowboy replies, "Ah shore do, wardn. Ah'd be mighty grateful if'n yoo'd play 'Achy Breaky Hea
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The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. “Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”