An English guy was very ill and his son
| Dead and dying jokes
An English guy was very ill and his son went to visit him in the hospital. Suddenly, the father began to breathe heavily and grabbed the pen and pad by the bed. With his last ounce of strength he wrote a note, dropped it, and died. The son was so overcome with grief that he didn't remember slippi
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What did the farmer say when his fat pig
| Farmer jokes
What did the farmer say when his fat pig wouldn't fit into the pen? "There's more there than meets the sty."
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Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to
| Military jokes
Q: Did you hear that it is twice as easy to train Iraqi fighter pilots? A: You only have to teach them to take off.
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What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"?
| Pig jokes
What is Chuck Norris' "best karate move"? Pork Chop!
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How do we know that Joan of Arc was French ? She was maid in France !