What do you call a pig who's been
| Car and train jokes
What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ? A road hog !
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How do man-eating monsters count to a
| Monster jokes
How do man-eating monsters count to a thousand? On their warts.
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What's the best city to search the
| Internet jokes
What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
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Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of
| Music jokes
Q: How can you tell if a violin is out of tune? A: The bow is moving.
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Why did he cross back?
| Accountant jokes
Why did he cross back? So he could charge the client for travel expenses.
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A group of senior citizens were exchanging notes about their ailments. “My arm is so weak I can hardly hold this coffee cup.” “Yes, I know. My cataracts are so bad I can’t see to pour the coffee.” “I can’t turn my head because of the arthritis in my neck.” “My blood pressure pills make my dizzy.” “I guess that’s the price we pay for getting old.” “Well, it’s not all bad. We should be thankful that we can still drive.”