Q: What's a blonde's favorite
| Blonde jokes
Q: What's a blonde's favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
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A monster and a zombie went
| Dead and dying jokes
A monster and a zombie went into the undertaker's. "I'd like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died," said the monster. "Certainly, sir," said the undertaker, "but there was really no need to bring him with you."
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What does an aardvark use when he has
| Aardvark jokes
What does an aardvark use when he has a cold? An ant-ihistamine!
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An aircraft is about to crash. There are
| Political jokes
An aircraft is about to crash. There are five passengers on board, but unfortunately only 4 parachutes. The first passenger says, "I'm Shaquille O'Neill, the best NBA basketball player. The Lakers need me, it would be unfair to them if I died." So he takes the first parachute and jumps. The
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A small two-seater Cessna 152 plane crashed into a cemetery early this afternoon in central Poland. Polish search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect that number to climb as digging continues into the evening.