The kindergarten

Now my motto in

| College jokes

Now my motto in life, said the school chaplain, "is work hard, play hard and pray hard. How about you, Harriet?" "My motto is let bygones be bygones." "That's good. Why did you choose that?" "Then I wouldn't have to take any history classes!"

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Did you know that

| Heaven and hell jokes

Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He calle

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Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new

| Dirty jokes

Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?" A: "They'll never see you coming."

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a

| Snowman jokes

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a snowman? Frostbite.

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear

| Blonde jokes

What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!

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The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude. But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn’t figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report, so she asked him just what that was. “It’s a period,” reported Johnnie. “Well I can see that,” she said, “but what is so exciting about a period.” “Damned if I know,” said Johnnie, “but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself.”