A young
| Business jokes
A young ensign had nearly completed his first overseas tour of sea duty when he was given an opportunity to display his ability at getting the ship under way. With a stream of crisp commands, he had the decks buzzing with men and soon, the ship had left port and was streaming out of the cha
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Where do bees keep their money ?
| Insect jokes
Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !
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I never thought that the Internet was very
| Internet jokes
I never thought that the Internet was very useful, but now I've changed my mind. Let's hope your new one works better then the one you had before.
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What kind of bell doesn't ring?
| Humor jokes
What kind of bell doesn't ring? A dumbbell.
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An idiot decided to start a chicken
| Idiot and fool jokes
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died.
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A cat and a mouse died on the same day and went up to Heaven. At the top they met God and he asked them ‘How do you like it so far?’ The mouse replied ‘It’s great, but can I get a pair of roller skates?’ God said ‘Sure’, and he gave him a pair of roller skates. The next day God saw the cat and asked him ‘How do you like it up here so far?’ and the cat replied ‘Great, I didn’t know you had meals on wheels up here!