This guy

How much money did the bronco have?

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How much money did the bronco have? Only a buck!

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What did the aardvark say when he lost

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What did the aardvark say when he lost the race to the ant? If you can't beat 'em, eat 'em!

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What is the difference between a frog and a

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What is the difference between a frog and a horny toad? One says ribbit ribbit, the other one says rub-it, rub-it!

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Computers make very fast, very accurate

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Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.

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How do you stop a monster digging up your

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How do you stop a monster digging up your garden? Take his spade away.

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This guy goes to the zoo one day. While standing in front of the gorilla’s cage, a gust of wind swept some dust into his eye. As he rubbed his eyelid, the gorilla went crazy, bent open the bars, and beat the guy senseless. When the guy came to his senses, he reported the incident to the zookeeper. Nodding, the zookeeper explained that pulling down your eyelid means “F**k you!” in gorilla language. The explanation didn’t make the victim feel any better and he vowed revenge. The next day he purchased two large knives, two party hats, two party horns, and a large sausage. Putting the sausage in his pants, he hurried to the zoo and over to the gorilla’s cage, where he tossed a hat, a knife, and a party horn. Knowing that gorillas were natural mimics, he put on a party hat. The gorilla looked at him, looked at the hat, and put it on. Next, he picked up his horn and blew on it. The gorilla picked up his horn and did the same. Then the man picked up his knife, whipped the sausage out of his pants, and sliced it in half. The gorilla looked at the knife, looked at his own crotch, looked at the man, and pulled down his eyelid.