What do you get from a short-legged cow?
| Cow jokes
What do you get from a short-legged cow? Dragon milk!
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Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't
| School jokes
Teacher: You missed school yesterday didn't you? Pupil: Not very much!
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What does a
| Frog jokes
What does a frog say when it washes car windows? Rub it, rub it, rub it.
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I was so sorry
| Dead and dying jokes
I was so sorry to hear you buried your mother last week. Well, we had to, you know, she was dead.
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Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
| Weather jokes
Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!
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One day a boy and his father were at the dining room table working on the boy’s Social Studies homework, the chapter about government. The boy turns to his father and asks, “Dad, how many people work in the U.S. government?” The father replies without hesitating, “Oh, about ten percent.”