Janet came home from school and asked
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Janet came home from school and asked her mother if the aerosol spray in the kitchen was hair lacquer. "No," said Mom. "It's glue." "I thought so," said Janet. "I wondered why I couldn't get my hat off today."
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career
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What is an archaeologist ? Someone who's career is in ruins !
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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings,
| Marriage jokes
Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.
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Fred: I met a really
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Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day. Harry: Why do you say he's conceited? Fred: Well, every time there was a thunderclap during the storm, he went to the window and took a bow.
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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But,
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A farmer lived on a quiet rural highway. But, as time went by, the traffic slowly built up at an alarming rate. The traffic was so heavy and so fast that his chickens were being run over at a rate of three to six a day. So one day he called the sheriff's office and said, "You've got to do somethin
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Soderling, the star college halfback, was taking a math exam. The coach desperately needed him to play in the Syracuse game on Saturday, so the professor agreed to give him an oral exam. “All right,” said the prof. “How many degrees are there in a circle?” “Uh, depends,” said the boy. “How big is that there circle?”