A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on
| Blonde jokes
A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, "Since I can only grant three wishes, you may each have one." The brunette says
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How did the monster cure his sore throat?
| Monster jokes
How did the monster cure his sore throat? He spent all day gargoyling.
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The Americans and the Japanese decided to
| Business jokes
The Americans and the Japanese decided to engage in a boat race. Both teams practiced hard and long to reach their peak performance levels. On the big day they felt ready. The Japanese won by a mile. The American team was discouraged by the loss. Morale sagged. Corporate management decided t
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Spell Indian tent with two letters.
| Spelling jokes
Spell Indian tent with two letters. TP.
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An organization is like a tree full of
| Business jokes
An organization is like a tree full of monkeys... all on different limbs,... at different levels,... some climbing up. The monkeys on the top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces. The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.
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What’s a moo hoo for the sound you hear when a cow spits? A cud thud!