Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don't have to retrain them every Monday.
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The Arkansas lad was obviously
| Ethnic jokes
The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled. "Why so glum, Chum?" asked the kindly stranger. "If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?"
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Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
| College jokes
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. "I'd like the bathroom done in white!" Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, "Green up! Green up!" "I want the bedroom in blue!" continued the woman
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How can you tell if an elephant's been to
| Birthday jokes
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
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Why is manna from heaven like horse hay? Both are food from aloft!