The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once
| Apple jokes
The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "You've got to help me! There's a giant gray thing in my yard, and it's pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "What's he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldn't be
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A man was complaining to a
| Marriage jokes
A man was complaining to a friend. "I had it all. Money, a beautiful house, a BIG car, the love of a beautiful woman, then, POW! it was all gone!" "What happened?" asked the friend. "My wife found out."
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Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson
| Aviation jokes
Michael Jackson, Bill Clinton and Nelson Mandela are in an airplane with 20 kids. The airplane gets a failure and is doomed to crash. The plane has only 20 parachutes. Nelson Mandela, as a great humanitarian says that children should have them. Bill Clinton gets panicky and shouts, "SCREW THE
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Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she bunje jumps she goes straight to hell!
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Q. Why do men buy electric
| Men jokes
Q. Why do men buy electric lawn mowers? A. So they can find their way back to the house.
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A fire broke out in a six story apartment building last week in a near by town. A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette escaped the flames by climbing up onto the roof. When the fire department arrived they got out a blanket held it up and the Chief called out to the brunette to jump into the blanket. The brunette jumped. As she was falling ‘swoosh’ the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she landed on the street like a brick. The firefighters then held the blanket back up and the Chief told the redhead to jump. “No way! I saw what you did to my friend.” exclaimed the redhead. “I am sorry” said the Chief, “My wife was a brunette and she divorced me. I just don’t like brunettes. We have no problems with redheads….jump it’s your only chance.” So the redhead jumped. On the way down ‘swoosh’ the firefighters pulled the blanket away and she hit the pavement like a tomato!” The firefighters a gain held up the blanket and the Chief told the blonde to jump. The fire was getting worse and her only chance of survival was to jump. “No I am not jumping. I saw what you did to my two friends.” “I’m sorry” said the Chief, “I explained what happened to the brunette and when the redhead jumped we were a little distracted. It will not happen again, just jump!” The blonde thought for a moment. “OK I’ll jump – but first I want you to lay the blanket on the ground, back away, and then I’ll jump into it.”