I've been on my computer all night!
| Computer jokes
I've been on my computer all night! Don't you think you'd be more comfortable on a bed like everyone else?
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Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so old she knew Burger King while he was still a prince.
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Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip
| Parent jokes
Mrs. Filmore returned home from a business trip and asked her husband, "How did Greg do on his history exam?" "Oh, not so good," he replied. "But it wasn't his fault. They asked him about things that happened before he was born!"
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A little girl spoke to her teacher about
| Religious jokes
A little girl spoke to her teacher about whales. The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it is a very large mammal, its throat is very small. The little girl said, "But how can that be? Jonah was swallowed by a whale." Irritated, the t
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A man from the city is out plowing his field
| Farmer jokes
A man from the city is out plowing his field and gets his tractor stuck in the wet ground. A farmer driving by stops his truck and walks to the fence to call over the city feller. You need a mule to plow such wet ground he says. "Where can I buy one?" he is asked. Well, I just happened t
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Boy: What’s the biggest ant in the world? Girl: My Aunt Boy: No, it’s an elephant. Girl: You obviously haven’t met my Aunt