What do you call a rabbit that plays with

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are

| Aviation jokes

No flight ever leaves on time unless you are running late and need the delay to make the flight. If you are running late for a flight, it will depart from the farthest gate within the terminal. If you arrive very early for a flight, it inevitably will be delayed. Flights never leave from

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What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve?

| Pig jokes

What song do pigs sing on New Year's Eve? Auld Lang Swine.

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The Barber of

| Book title jokes

The Barber of Seville by Aaron Floor

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Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a

| Cannibal jokes

Cannibal: Mom, mom, I've been eating a missionary and I feel sick ! Mom: Well, you know what they say - you can't keep a good man down !

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Why don't Purdue athletes

| College jokes

Why don't Purdue athletes eat pickles? They can't get their heads in the jar.

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What do you call a rabbit that plays with foxes? A dumb bunny.