Teacher: Give me three reasons

I had a funny dream last night, Mom.

| Children jokes

I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.

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God is sitting up in his ivory

| Religious jokes

God is sitting up in his ivory tower, he's had enough of the pressures and stresses of being the number one, so he's decided to go on holiday. He calls all his super-being mates up and they pop around to discuss a few suggestions. "What about Mars," says one of them. "Nah I went there 15,000 yea

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What did the man say when he got a

| Telephone jokes

What did the man say when he got a big phone bill? "Who said talk is cheap?"

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What's the definition of a nervous

| Various animal jokes

What's the definition of a nervous breakdown ? A chameleon on a tartan rug !

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How do you prepare a Gorilla

| Gorilla jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae? Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

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Teacher: Give me three reasons why the world is round Pupil: Well my dad says so, my mum says so and you say so !