Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called
| Clinton jokes
Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer.
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
| Cow jokes
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
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Teacher: Where is your homework?
| School jokes
Teacher: Where is your homework? Pupil: I lost it fighting this kid who said you weren't the best teacher in the school'
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Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof,
| Idiot and fool jokes
Shingles were loose on Pennock's roof, and he complained about leaks to Barton, his neighbor. "Why don't you mend the roof?" asked Barton. "I can't today," Pennock replied. "It's pouring rain." "Well, why don't you patch it in dry weather." "It don't leak then!"
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Who plays center forward for the vampire
| Vampire jokes
Who plays center forward for the vampire football team? The ghoulscorer.
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Johnny comes back from school crying and says, “Mommy all the kids in the school say I have a big head.” His mother replies, “No you don’t Johnny. You have a hideously deformed head. The other children are merely hiding the truth to protect your feelings.”