There were two guys working for the
| Idiot and fool jokes
There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't b
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Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the clown wear loud socks? A: So his feet wouldn't fall asleep.
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What dog wears contact lenses ?
| Dog jokes
What dog wears contact lenses ? A cock-eyed spaniel !
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How can you tell if a tornado is
| Weather jokes
How can you tell if a tornado is stupid? -If it spins anti-cyclonically
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If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?