Dad: Why is your January report card so bad
| Parent jokes
Dad: Why is your January report card so bad ? Son: Well, you know how it is. Things are always marked down after Christmas !
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Who was the first accountant?
| Accountant jokes
Who was the first accountant? Adam. He got interested in figures, turned the first leaf, made the first entry, lost interest after withdrawal, buggered up the monthly accounts and raised the first liability.
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A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in
| Religious jokes
A Jewish guy called Jacob finds himself in dire trouble. His business has gone bust and he's in serious financial trouble. He's so desperate that he decides to ask God for help. He goes into the synagogue and begins to pray "God, please help me, I've lost my business and if I don't get some
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One day a teacher was asking her class to use
| Dirty jokes
One day a teacher was asking her class to use absolutely in a sentence. So Janet raised her hand and said the sky is absolutely blue, the teacher said no, it is not, sometimes is black or has different colors. Another little boy raised his hand and said "the leaves on the trees are absolute
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Mother: What do you mean, the school must be
| Children jokes
Mother: What do you mean, the school must be haunted ? Daughter: Well, the principal kept going on about the school spirit.
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What’s brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside? King Kong in clingfilm