Why is your nose in the middle of your
| Face jokes
Why is your nose in the middle of your face? Because it is the scenter (centre).
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What is the difference between a horse and a
| Horse jokes
What is the difference between a horse and a duck? One goes quick and the other goes quack!
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Q: How many circus performers does it take to
| Humor jokes
Q: How many circus performers does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Four: One for the money, two for the show, three to get ready, and four to go! A: Four. One to change the bulb and three to sing, Ta da!
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A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows
| Cow jokes
A summer visitor asked the farmer how long cows should be milked. "Oh, I reckon about the same as short ones!" the farmer answered.
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How do you separate the Greek boys from the
| Ethnic jokes
How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ? With a Crowbar!!!!!
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A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. He wore it under his shirt and it was not noticeable at all. On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest class in the school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work. The classroom became a bit unruly and he admonished them. This happened several times. While working at his desk, the strong breeze from the window made his tie flap annoyingly. He kept rearranging and rearranging the tie as the class become more and more unmanageable. Finally, becoming disgusted with the wayward tie, he stood up and took a big stapler off his desk and stapled the tie to his chest in several places. Discipline was not a problem from that day forth.