Two nuns were driving alone out in the
| Religious jokes
Two nuns were driving alone out in the boonies. They ran out of gas. Fortunately they could walk to a gas station not far away, where they asked to purchase a can of gasoline. "I'm sorry, sister," said the attendant, "but all I have for you to carry it in is an old chamber pot. The nuns agreed
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An angry husband returned home one night to find
| Dirty jokes
An angry husband returned home one night to find his wife in bed with a naked man. 'What are you doing' he shouted. To which his wife said to her lover 'See, I told you he was stupid'
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Q1: What vehicle does
| Dinosaur jokes
Q1: What vehicle does T-Rex use to go from planet to planet? A: A Dinosaucer
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A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
| Bed jokes
A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. 'Hello, Jenny,' said the neighbour. 'Isn't it time for little girls to be in bed?' 'How would I know?' asked Jenny. 'I haven't got any little girls.
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How do spacemen pass the time on long
| Space jokes
How do spacemen pass the time on long trips ? They play astronauts and crosses !
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Yo mama’s so stupid, she ordered a cheeseburger without the cheese.