It seems that there was a little old church
| Religious jokes
It seems that there was a little old church out in the countryside: painted white and with a high steeple. One Sunday, the pastor noticed that his church needed painting. He checked out the Sunday ads and found a paint sale. The next day, he went into town and bought a gallon of white paint. He
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A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her
| Dirty jokes
A blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, "Bring me a beer." The bartender then asks, "Anheuser-Busch?" To which she replies, "Fine thanks, and how's your cock?"
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What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a
| Bus jokes
What would you get if you crossed King Kong with a skunk? I don't know but it could always get a seat on a bus!
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A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why
| Humor jokes
A Counselor saw a camper sitting alone. 'Why don't you play with your friends?' he asked. 'Because I only have one friend,' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.
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How do you start an insect race ?
| Insect jokes
How do you start an insect race ? One, two, flea - go
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Saint Peter was manning the Pearly Gates when forty people from New York City showed up. Never having seen anyone from the Big Apple at heaven’s door, Saint Peter said he would have to check with God. After hearing the news, God instructed him to admit the ten most virtuous people from the group. A few minutes later, Saint Peter returned to God breathless and said, “They’re gone!” “What? All of the New Yorkers are gone?” asked God. “No!” replied Saint Peter. “The Pearly Gates!”