Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?"
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: "Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" 1st customer: "I'll have tea." 2nd customer: "Me, too - and be sure the glass is clean!" (Waiter exits, returns) Waiter: "Two teas. Which one asked for the clean glass?"
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Where do space monsters live?
| Monster jokes
Where do space monsters live? In far distant terror-tory.
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An English professor wrote the words, "woman
| Marriage jokes
An English professor wrote the words, "woman without her man is a savage" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly. The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is a savage." The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is a savage."
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What did the city worker say after his first
| Horse jokes
What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek? I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!
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Mother: "Why are you home from school so
| School jokes
Mother: "Why are you home from school so early?" Son: "I was the only one who could answer a question." Mother: "Oh, really? What was the question? Son: "Who threw the eraser at the principal?"
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QUESTION: Why are lifesavers better than men? ANSWER: They come in five flavors.