Brother: How do you top a car

What newspaper do cows read?

| Cow jokes

What newspaper do cows read? The Daily Moos.

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What did the elephant say when it saw the

| Dog jokes

What did the elephant say when it saw the Chihuahuas coming down the road? Look out for the mice!

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Guest: Why did you offer me a piece

| Travel and tourist jokes

Guest: Why did you offer me a piece of candy? Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

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What kind

| Dog jokes

What kind of pants do you buy for your pet Chihuahua? Shorts!

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Where do snowmen put their webpages?

| Snowman jokes

Where do snowmen put their webpages? On the winternet.

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Brother: How do you top a car ? Sister: Tep on the brake, tupid.