Father and son standing outside the elephant's
| Zoo jokes
Father and son standing outside the elephant's cage in the Moscow Zoo. Father tells son, "If we stand around here long enough, one of them will throw some food at us."
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What is the difference between a blind man and a
| Blind jokes
What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison? One can't see to go, the other can't go to sea.
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Did you hear about the dumb
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, "Back in 30 minutes," so he sat down to wait for himself?'
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A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by
| Farmer jokes
A newlywed farmer and his wife were visited by her mother, who immediately demanded an inspection of the place. The farmer had genuinely tried to be friendly to his new mother-in-law, hoping that it could be a friendly, non-antagonistic relationship. All to no avail though, as she kept nagging
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Q: WHY DON`T BLONDES LIKE ANAL SEX? A: They don`t like their brains being screwed with.