Why accountants don't read
| Accountant jokes
Why accountants don't read novels? Because the only numbers in them are page numbers.
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In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical
| Blonde jokes
In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth -- if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. "I think I'm the smar
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Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said "What a treasure!" and her father said "Yes, let's go bury it."
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How do whales type e-mails?
| E-mail jokes
How do whales type e-mails? With their fish fingers.
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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
| Blonde jokes
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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There was a farmer who had a lot of live stock. He had cows, horses, chickens, pigs, and bulls. One day a terrible twister came and the man and his family were only saved by throwing themselves in the nearest ditch. After it was all over, he looked up to see that the house was gone. Saddened by the loss, he went out to see if any of the animals had survived. The horses, chickens, pigs, and cows were laid out flat but the bulls were standing! The farmer was amazed and asked them, “How is it that all the other animals are down and you are still standing?” The bulls replied, “We bulls wobble but we don’t fall down!”