Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a

How did the dog make anti-freeze?

| Dog jokes

How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.

Have you seen the current remake of the movie

| Lawyer jokes

Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?

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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when

| Monster jokes

Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."

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