How did the dog make anti-freeze?
| Dog jokes
How did the dog make anti-freeze? He stole her blanket.
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Have you seen the current remake of the movie
| Lawyer jokes
Have you seen the current remake of the movie "Cape Fear"? It's about a deranged psychotic who is seeking revenge against a lawyer. The question is, while watching the movie, whom do you root for?
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Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when
| Monster jokes
Frankenstein was sitting in his cell when suddenly through the wall came the ghost of his monster, with a rope round his neck. Frankenstein said, "Monster, monster, what are you doing here?" The monster said, "Well, boss, they hanged me this morning so now I've come to meet my maker."
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Who writes books for little bees ?
| Insect jokes
Who writes books for little bees ? Bee-trix Potter !
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Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.
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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.