Why does a chicken coop have two doors
| Bird jokes
Why does a chicken coop have two doors ? Because if had four doors it would be a chicken sedan!
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What flies around your light at night
| Various animal jokes
What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ? A tiger moth !
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'I'm very sad to announce this morning,
| Business jokes
'I'm very sad to announce this morning, girls, that Miss Jones has decided to retire,' said the principal at morning assembly. ' Now we will all stand and sing this morning's hymn....now Thank We All Our God.
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Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
| Witch jokes
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
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Policeman: How can you drive so
| Car and train jokes
Policeman: How can you drive so recklessly? Driver: I have to, this is a getaway car.
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An auditor was examining the balance sheet of a mining company that had just bought a sheep station in the Pilbara area of Western Australia. The reason for the purchase was partly for the thousands of acres that the station covered and partly for the thousands of sheep that ranged over those thousands of acres. The auditor, being very diligent, noted that the value of the sheep formed a significant asset and, like all good auditors, knew that he would have to verify that asset. He chartered an aircraft and flew up to the station. The manager was at the airstrip to meet him. “Hello,” he said. “I’m the auditor. I’ve come to count the sheep.”