Marley stopped at the town
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
Marley stopped at the town barbershop for a haircut. After thirty-five minutes of snipping and cutting, the barber held a mirror behind Marley's head. "How you like it?" asked the barber. "Real fine," said the redneck. "But how 'bout making it a little longer in the back?"
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How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
| Pig jokes
How do you fit more pigs on your farm? Build a sty-scraper!
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Last night I wrote myself a letter.
| Letter jokes
Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from.
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Abraham wanted a
| Humor jokes
Abraham wanted a new suit, so he bought a nice piece of cloth and then tried to locate a tailor. The first tailor he visited looked at the cloth and measured Abraham, then told him the cloth was not enough to make a suit. Abraham was unhappy with this opinion and sought another tailor. This
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What's black and white and makes a lot
| Various animal jokes
What's black and white and makes a lot of noise? A zebra with a set of drums.
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One lab mouse to another: I’ve trained that crazy human at last. How have you done that? I don’t know how, but every time I run through that maze and ring the bell, he gives me a piece of cheese.