What's the difference between a rooster and a
| Dirty jokes
What's the difference between a rooster and a hooker? a rooster says cocka-doodle-doo a hooker says any cock will do.
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A woman is a person who, if she says to a man,
| Women jokes
A woman is a person who, if she says to a man, "Never mind, I'll do it myself," and he lets her, and she gets mad, and he says, "Now what are you mad about?" says, "If you don't know I'm not going to tell you."
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When a knight in armour was killed in
| Dead and dying jokes
When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ? Rust in peace !
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Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert.
| Ethnic jokes
Two Bedouins were in the middle of a desert. When one gets something blown into his eye. His companion takes a look at his eye for him and says, "Hold still Abdul, it might be sand."
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Lawyer: “Now that you have been acquitted, will you tell me truly? Did you steal the car?” Client: “After hearing your amazing argument in court this morning, I’m beginning to think I didn’t.”