Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Nurse: Doctor, there is a man in the waiting room with a glass eye named Brown. Doctor: What does he call his other eye?'
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The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
| Marriage jokes
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found a woman just like mother!" His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?"
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What word allows you to take away two letters
| Letter jokes
What word allows you to take away two letters and get one? Stone.
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of
| Blonde jokes
Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
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There were three guys, a Torontonian, an
| Ethnic jokes
There were three guys, a Torontonian, an American and a Newfoundlander. They were all going to be executed. The executioner said that since all three were to be executed that night, that they would each get to choose the method by which they would die. Their choices were: lethal injection,
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Two aliens from outer space landed in Las Vegas and were wandering around the casinos. One of them volunteered to go inside and see what was happening. He came out looking rather shocked. “What’s the matter?” asked his friend. “It’s a very popular place,” replied the first alien. “It’s full of creatures that keep throwing up little metal discs.”