What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
| Christmas jokes
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus? Crisp Cringle.
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If fire fighters fight fire and crime
| Answer me this jokes
If fire fighters fight fire and crime fighters fight crime, what do freedom fighters fight?
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Young Bradley arrived at his date's
| Idiot and fool jokes
Young Bradley arrived at his date's house wearing a shirt that had water dripping from it. "What're you doin'?" asked his girlfriend. "How come your shirt is soakin' wet?" "Well," said Bradley, "it said on the label: WASH AND WEAR."
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What's the difference between Windows 95 and a
| Computer jokes
What's the difference between Windows 95 and a virus? A virus does something.
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Two men died and went to Heaven. St.
| Heaven and hell jokes
Two men died and went to Heaven. St. Peter greeted them, and said "I'm sorry, gentlemen, but your mansions aren't ready yet. Until they are, I can send you back to Earth as whatever you want to be." "Great!" said the first guy, "I want to be an eagle soaring above beautiful scenery!" "No prob
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Ben’s dad was building a pine bookshelf and Ben was watching and occasionally helping. ‘ What are the holes for ?’ Ben asked. ‘They’re knot holes,’ said his dad. ‘What are they, then, if they’re not holes ?’ asked Ben.