What food are you able to can?
| Food jokes
What food are you able to can? Cannibal (can able) food.
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What did the bee say to the flower ?
| Insect jokes
What did the bee say to the flower ? Hello honey !
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FRED: Your monster was
| Monster jokes
FRED: Your monster was making a terrible noise last night. BERT: Yes - ever since he ate Madonna, he thinks he can sing.
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What is the difference between the Christmas
| Christmas jokes
What is the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet? The Christmas alphabet has NO EL.
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What are three words you dread the most while
| Dirty jokes
What are three words you dread the most while making love? "Honey, I'm home."
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Veronica was practicing the piano when suddenly there was a loud pounding on the front door. She opened it and found a breathless cop. “What’s the matter?!” she asked. “Where’s the body?!” demanded the officer. “What are you talking about?” “We just got a tip that some guy named Mozart was being murdered in this house.”