A political man to a woman, "You look
| Political jokes
A political man to a woman, "You look beautiful today!!!!" The woman replied, "Thanks, but unfortunately I could not say the same about you." "Sure you could!!" said the political man, "if you could lie as well as I do!"
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Three men die in a car accident
| Heaven and hell jokes
Three men die in a car accident Christmas Eve. They all find themselves at the pearly gates waiting to enter Heaven. On entering they must present something relating or associated with Christmas. The first man searches his pocket, and finds some Mistletoe, so he is allowed in. The second ma
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First Caribou: Which bug does amazing
| Various animal jokes
First Caribou: Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts? Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.
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What do freezing rain and cake icing have in
| Weather jokes
What do freezing rain and cake icing have in common? Both are a glaze
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Which is the most dangerous animal in
| Various animal jokes
Which is the most dangerous animal in the Northern Hemisphere? Yak the Ripper
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What’s grey and never needs ironing ? A drip dry elephant !