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Which big cat should

| Cat jokes

Which big cat should you never play cards with ? A cheetah !

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What are Brazilian fans called?

| Sport jokes

What are Brazilian fans called? Brazil nuts!

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How did skeletons send each other

| Letter jokes

How did skeletons send each other letters in the days of the Wild West? By Bony Express.

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What do you call a grasshopper

| Insect jokes

What do you call a grasshopper with no legs ? A grasshover !

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First Kangaroo: If you were

| Various animal jokes

First Kangaroo: If you were surrounded by 30 lions, 25 elephants and 10 hippos, how would you get away from them? Second Kangaroo: Step off the merry-go-round.

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‘You never get anything right,’ complained the teacher. ‘What kind of job do you think you’ll get when you leave school ?’ ‘Well, I want to be the weather girl on TV.